The Empire of Colombia Grande is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 135 million Colombia Grandeans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Education. The average income tax rate is 35.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Colombia Grandean economy, worth 5.05 trillion Pesos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 37,438 Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign aid is a seedy business, warfare increasingly resembles a video game, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, and crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Colombia Grande's national animal is the Andean Condor, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Colombia Grande is ranked 252,796^th in the world and 5,468^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Populations, with 135 million capita.